The Last Word

So...this post is most likely the last I will ever make. Today, when I received news of King Herod's new fiasco, I decided to stand up to him. He wanted to marry his brother, Phillip's, wife. Apparently, since he is the king, he can do whatever he wants and even break the 10 Commandments. Well, I don't think that anyone is allowed to do that. I told him that he could not have his brother's wife, so Herod imprisoned me. I've been here for a while, but I just heard that I might be killed, by request of Phillip's daughter.

Just a fun day.

My friend Jesus is growing in his popularity. Today, after I heard that he resurrected a dead man, I sent two of my disciples over to him to confirm this event. They returned with good news, so I told them to spread it to others. My disciples told me something interesting too. They let me know that Jesus said i was the greatest prophet for those born of women AND that I prepared the way for him. I was soo happy when I heard about this.

The Quacky Qumran

So I was just washing in the Jordan River today, near the Qumran desert tribe. They came over to me and started asking about my clothes. Pretty soon they were getting too close and they mugged me! they took my handmade camel clothing and my staff and my food. I was surprised because I used to spend quite a bit of time with the Qumran, but these fellows acted very differently. I wish they were more peaceful because sometimes when I baptize and give talks, they disrupt me.